Dear Pam
Just stop with the
politicizing, stop the
bad TV sitcom acting, stop the divorcing and remarrying of Tommy Lee and do the one thing you were put on this planet to do:
Show us your tits.
Seriously.
Less talking. More tit showing.
Less PETA supporting. More underwire supporting.
Less "acting." More acting like a chick with huge tits.
More tits. More often. More tits.
Thank tits. I mean tits. I mean you. I mean thank you.
For your tits.
Tits.