Tug On This
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
  Dear Pam

Dear Pam
Originally uploaded by Tug.
Just stop with the politicizing, stop the bad TV sitcom acting, stop the divorcing and remarrying of Tommy Lee and do the one thing you were put on this planet to do:

Show us your tits.

Seriously.

Less talking. More tit showing.
Less PETA supporting. More underwire supporting.
Less "acting." More acting like a chick with huge tits.

More tits. More often. More tits.

Thank tits. I mean tits. I mean you. I mean thank you.

For your tits.

Tits.
 
Comments:
Nice post. It will certainly attract lots of eclectic readers to your blog via certain Google keyword searches.

Some keywords to work into your next post: Man Ass. Panties. Or even Man Ass Wearing Panties. Hope that helps.
 
i don't quite get this blogger business. is this lonely people creating their own sites so people can listen to their mutterings and rants. or is it just narcissists who need to be in every spotlight possible? and what kind of name is tug anyway? are you sure you're not from wichita or some place further south? i bet you have lots of fertilizer hidden in a storage shed behind your house. i bet you also have several rottweilers and no family to speak of except for an estranged sister and a brother in the state penitentiary. you are most certainly a freak. in fact i saw the picture of the guy who had his mom in the fridge and it kind of looked like the type of person who might be named tug. tug mctighe i will find you and devour your soul. and oh yeah i agree with what you said to pam. more tits!
 
At least she hasn't started a singing career. Therefore, I'd extend the invitation (invititation) to Lindsay Lohan. It's about time.
 
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