It's not the shoes, Mars. Or the uniforms. Hey Detroit, you can change your uniforms all you want, but changing your team's ultimate suckitude is going to take a lot more than these Carolina Pahther-like unis. Seriousy, I was watching you get pummeled by St. Louis last night and was getting pretty worried that my backup fantasy QB, Jake Delhomme, was looking pretty bad out there. Then I breathed a sigh of relief when I realized it wasn't Delhomme at all but assmaster Joey Harrington. Whew. What a load off my mind that was.

So Detroit, while we here at TUGCO applaud your desires to change yourselves, we just think you need to start with team personel and coaching. Changing your shirts isn't going to help.

On the bright side, once you're out of the playoff race, maybe Carolina will take 'em off your hands for their stretch run. That's putting a positive spin on it, huh?
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