Greatest line to ever be uttered on television.
OLD MAN: Those bastards! The fourth time I�ve been here. And I still can'�t get that colostomy bag to fit!
I nearly choked on my own sip of water when I heard this last night. Unfuckingbelievable.
FROM:
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 3 - Episode: The Surrogate
First aired: February 22, 2004