For Worse, Definetly For Worse Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the comics, our friends at "For Better Or Worse" are back at it. Worse yet, so are our friends at "Funky Winkerbean," "Mark Trail," and "Brenda Starr."

Here are the storylines in descending order. And I do mean descending.

FBOW - Elizabeth has a stalker. (And he's stealing my BEST pick up lines! Bastard!"
Funky – Wally has stepped on a landmine in Af-ghan-i-stan. I'm wracked with laughter! (I'd be more worried about coyotes, Wally.)
Mark Trail – The wife of an business exec has decided to murder her husband's boss on camping trip. Fuh-nee! (Talk about upward mobility.)
Brenda Starr – Brenda is buried alive. Ha-ha-ha, oh ... (Yikes.)

As my friend Peter commented yesterday, what's next, beastiality on "Get Fuzzy"?
  ¶ 8:30 AM