National Institutes of Health New Finding: Teens are Morons
A story in this morning's USA Today states that the National Institutes of Health have at long last confirmed what pretty much every adult in the world has known for 5000 or so years: Teenagers are complete and utter jackasses.
The findings are fairly simple: Teens are just too busy playing a 24-7 game of grabass to be trusted behind the wheel.Upcoming study: Is it possible for 15-year old boys to jerk off 10 times a day? One Akron, Ohio teen stuns medical panel.