La La Land
Los Angeles is strange. I saw two semi-famous people out here at the Loews Santa Monica today. First, I saw that long-haired Tony guy from the Gazelle Infomercial. Then I saw the girl that plays Nessa on NBC's "Las Vegas." Not a bad show, you should check it out.
The thing is that she was tiny, tiny skinny and he was fatter than you'd expect a guy who shills exercise equipment to be.
Hmmm.
Plus, this Pacific Time Zone is for the birds. La La land indeed.